Meijer Fanatic Saves the Day

The other day, my wife's friend Lisa called to ask where the Velveta cheese could be found. She was already running late and still had to pick up dry cleaning that had been done for three days. Frantically, she ran from aisle to aisle trying to find the creamy cheese product. How else would she make salsa con queso worthy of the love of her life. Without hesitation my wife was able to inform Lisa that the Velveta could be found in the back cooler, next to the shredded cheese. "I knew you would know," replied Lisa. She quickly got the processed substance, breezed through one of the numerous "U-Scan" checkouts, picked up the dry cleaning, and was home in time to make the creamiest cheese dip this side of the St. Joe River.